So You Want To Be a Sailing Femme?

Do you have what it takes?
Take this quiz and find out.

You know who Martha Stewart is. -5
You think she is fake and pretentious. +5
You’ve actually attempted to make one of her dishes -10
You have a standing appt w/you nail tech for acrylic fills -20
You think an acrylic fill is some sort of two-part epoxy for repairing hull blisters +5
You own hairspray -5
You use hairspray as a fixative for your hair -10
You use hairspray to keep your brass from tarnishing and to kill bugs +5
You own duck tape + 5
You have duck tape in your purse + 20
You prefer to use a clean restroom -5
You’ll use any restroom 0
You’ll use a bucket +5
You had the commode in your house replaced with a bucket +20
Your significant other likes to take you to five star restaurants -5
Your significant other doesn’t recognize you in a dress +5
You like to be outdoors +5
You like to be outdoors in the blazing hot sun +10
You like to be outdoors in the freezing rain +15
You think bruise are unsightly and unfeminine -5
You think bruises are colorful enhancement to your suntan/sun burn +15
You like cocktails +20
You enjoy the company of others +10
It doesn’t matter if they are yelling & cursing +10
At you +20
You’re outfit, shoes & purse are colored coordinated -5
The majority of your outerwear is bright red or safety yellow +20